Sunday, December 28, 2008

Alot of posts today.

I have been wanting to tell this story for 2 months, so I'll just say it now. One time in the transit bus, I was standing at the entrance when another guy came in. After the bus started moving for a while, I noticed that my bag was vibrating as if the zipper was being puled. I looked down at my bag and noticed that the zipper was opened, with that guy's hand being close to my bag. Since we were jammed together literally like sardines, all I could do was zip the bag back up and hold tighter to it. To add to the suspicion, that guy got off immediately at the next stop... which was 50 meters from the bus stop where he got in. So.. later, I checked if anything was missing. Guess what, even if he wanted to steal something, there wasn't anything worth stealing. In that compartment was a pair of slippers. Even if he unzipped the main compartment, the top 2/3 layer consists of a pair of glove, my lab coat and a scarf. Hahaha!!!!!!

On the other hand, a senior named Soo Yin was unlucky enough to be the proud holder of the record of having 3 handphones stolen in one and a half year. No really, she is proud of it.

This is a picture of her when she went to Moscow.

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On an unrelated account.....

Russian : Friend, lets go see this Kuala Lumpor of yours.
Malaysian: Okay, lets. I think the best bus to choose is number 8.
Russian : There is a number Eight.
Malaysian: No la, that bus is full, you see, got people standing and everything.
Russian : Nonsense. In my country, we can fit twenty more of my people in that bus of yours.

The moral of this story is, that Russians are very very efficient. Trust me, they can fit as many people into a full bus as they want.

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While crossing the road.....

Clement: I like these Russians, they know when to cross the road even when the pedestrian traffic light is red.
Dave : Yeah, the traffic here have a lot of respect for pedestrians.
Clement: But Malaysians are even better.
Dave : How is that?
(Both crosses the middle of a road without traffic lights)
Clement: We Malaysians know both where and when to cross the road.

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